![]() ![]() Josh: What about car racing? Paul: Shut up, Baskin. Paul: It's not a sport if you let a machine do all the work. Josh: What about golf? It's a sport and you don't sweat. Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat. Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination. Susan: Face it Paul, the man comes from data processing. The guy just does not come into the executive offices out of the blue. Paul: Well, he's got to come from somewhere. None of these places reported ever having a Josh Baskin on their payroll. Paul: Well, how about Coleco? Susan: Yes, as well as Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder. Josh: Yup! Billy: And they're gonna pay you for that? Josh: Yup! Billy: SUCKERS! Did you pledge? Josh: Yes, every morning.īilly: So you got a job, where you play with all these toys. Office worker: Oh, G.W! My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Office worker puts in numbers Where did you go to school? Josh: Hmmm, it was called George Washington. But you are missing a couple of numbers on the social security. MacMillian employee is looking over Josh's job application while pen-clicking Office worker: It says you have four years of experience in computers, good. Josh and Billy laugh at their private joke to the odd look of the receptionist Baskin? Billy: Remember, Josh, eye contact! Receptionist: Your son will have to wait out here. Josh is making application for a job Josh: Social security number? Billy fills it out Josh: What was that? Billy: My locker combination. Besides, you may be even older that that! ha ha! Billy: Come on Josh, it is only for six weeks. ![]() ![]() Josh is sitting on steps staring into space Josh: I am going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life. Billy and Josh: Six weeks?! Bureaucrat: Could take longer, but hey, you could get lucky. ![]() Bureaucrat: Standard six-week wait with backlog. Bureaucrat: Fill this out in triplicate, five dollar processing charge. Josh: I want a listing of all amusement arcades and carnivals in the tri-state area. Kid #1: Bet he got sick of his parents and ran away. No sign of forced entry, no ransom note and the only fingerprints we found all belonged to the Baskin family. His mother is all hysterical cannot get a word out of her. The Baskin residence is covered by squad cars and neighbors have gathered to see the hoopla Policeman: This is one of the oddest missing child cases. As a cold wind blows, Josh sees the Zoltar machine was unplugged all along, giving him the creeps Josh: Zoltar Speaks? Josh: Work, work, work, dammit! Machine: Aim ramp at Zoltar's mouth Machine: Zoltar says make your wish. With luck, you will thaw in several million years. The wizard, sensing your apprehension, fires a fatal bolt from his ice scepter. Baskin: Josh, you heard your mother! Computer game: Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. Baskin: JOSH!! The garbage is starting to stink up the house! Take it out, NOW!! Mr. Computer game: What do you want to melt him with? Josh: What do you think I want to use? Throw the thermal pod. Baskin: Josh, take out the garbage! Josh: In a minute, Mom! Melt the wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarves. Dialogue Computer game: You are standing in the cavern of the evil ice wizard. ![]()
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